Just when you thought you’ve seen it all….. Oscar Mayer has debuted a new dating app named “Sizzl” designed to help people find their soul mate using their bacon preferences. According to Oscar Mayer, “Nothing brings people together like a slice of delicious bacon…”In love, as it is in bacon, it’s important to be discerning when selecting your perfect match and to never settle for less than the best.”

Talk about throwing a bone to late night hosts and the world of comedy. And PETA should have a field day with this one. Anyway, I have to stop writing now. The tears of laughter are flowing too hard.